So long, muggle!

Laura Mallory, the Georgian Christian momma who accused J.K. Rowling, of feasting on the souls of the young, has lost her crusade to get Harry Potter pulled from Georgia’s school libraries. Mallory squandered more than a year of her mortal coil on crusading against the Harry Potter books, which she said were responsible for the Columbine shootings. (Funny: I always thought that was two psycho teens with easy access to NRA-approved weaponry. Oh well.)

Sorry, Laura, but looks like you’ll have to homeschool if you want to indoctrinate your kids with a Potter-hating love of the Lord. The rest of the sinners caught in Satan’s public-safety net will just have to cobble along somehow, knowing that each day brings them that much closer to an eternity of torment. [Source]